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Bestselling honest comedy cards since 2013
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A collage of colorful quote posters with bold, playful fonts, featuring phrases about love, age, and sayings about nobody giving a flying F. Some posters have large, eye-catching text in bright colors like pink, yellow, black, and blue.

A dark blue greeting card with floral illustrations and the text 'Birthday Bellend' in pink cursive, surrounded by watercolor-style flowers in shades of white, pink, orange, and beige.

Colorful overlapping square cards with humorous text, including phrases like 'The Sweet Release of Death Draws Closer Once More,' 'Oh Crap Sorry, I Mean Happy 40th,' and 'Wine? Sorry, I Mean Happy Birthday.'

A collage of colorful patterned sections of wrapping papers with congratulatory messages for birthdays and Christmas, along with one of a young man in black briefs outdoors, one with a confident pose and the other with a hand behind his neck.

Two cards on a sandy surface, one black with white text reading 'OH F*CK NO,' and a smaller line below saying '(APOLOGIES, I MEAN 'HAPPY 40TH, YAY!'),' and the other white with black handwritten-style text sharing humorous advice about leaving as arrived and making the most of middle bits.

Collage of various Christmas-themed images and text including humorous and festive messages, a photo of a man in a sweater, cartoon characters, and a person wearing a Christmas sweater with reindeer antlers.

Naughty or nice?

Stay pure, lean in to the filth, or go for a bit of both. Shop the lot in our handily filtered Rude & Clean Edit Catalogues.

Shop Naughty: The Rude Edit / Autumn & Winter ‘25

Shop Nice: The Clean Edit / Autumn & Winter ‘25

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